My name is Neil, and I’ll be your guide to Handsome-Town.
Am I the best-looking guy in the world?
But that’s exactly what makes me such a good guide.
I wasn’t born with perfect skin, perfect hair, perfect eyes, perfect teeth, a perfect body…
I wasn’t born with a perfect anything!
(Except my butt. I *do* have a perfect butt.)
And that means that I’ve had to figure out how to fix each of these issues on my own.
Rest assured: if you have an attractiveness problem—whether it’s acne, obesity, or thinning hair—I’ve been there with you, buddy, and I came out on the other side as a better-looking man as a result of it.
And with my help, so you will you.
Questions? Comments? Love letters?
Just shoot me an email at firstname.lastname@example.org.
I’d love to hear from you!